VF Software Barrier Breach

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Researchers at VF Pharmaceuticals were startled Tuesday to find that recent Virta-Flaneurazine dosage test resulted in an unexpected crossing of the software barrier beyond Second Life into other social networks. Test subject JC Priestman, aka Virta Flaneur, was observed randomly navigating international Internet applications. Although the extent of the software breach is yet to be determined, evidence gathered confirms that the test subject was active in Facebook, Youtube and Chatroulett. In a telephone interview, Dr. Fremont expressed confidence that there is no risk to the general public, but warned against use of black market varieties of the drug, saying, “After the Xi’an clinical trials, we received disturbing reports of a pirated version of VF, which goes by the street name of Blue Dragon.”

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