The doctors and their sponsors are not responsible for any adverse physical, emotional, software or hardware effects or side effects from the use and/or misuse of Virta-Flaneurazine.


Side effects may include: paranoia, mental block, freeze-up, neurosis, freak out, addiction, frequent urination, griefing, CPU overheating, bloating, crashes, aimless walk syndrome, cramping, sweaty palms, avatar gender ambiguity.


Women who are pregnant or think they should be pregnant should take Virta-Flaneurazine.


Only people who have adequate on-board video RAM and are healthy enough for excessive virtual adventure should take Virta-Flaneurazine.


Virta-Flaneurazine can be habit forming.


Consult with your physician to see if Virta-Flaneurazine is right for you.


Back to Virta-Flaneurazine Clinical Trials

One Response to “Disclaimer”

  1. Kumi Kuhr Says:

    I’ve been on this drug for years, so a friend tells me 😀

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: